Kinks & Feelings

Spring is the absolute perfect time to sit outside while eating watermelon!!!

*defiantly sits outside eating watermelon as snow slowly buries me*


MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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I had the most bizarre and wonderful dream last night…

I had died somehow and became a spirit but since my death was so recent, I was still able to interact with the world

It gave me a chance to call everyone and let them know that I had died and I was able to spend a bit more time with the people most important to me

And since I had time to come to terms with my death in the dream, when I woke up my first thought was “I’m still alive? This feels so wrong”

I’ve been up for hours and I still feel slightly off



I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.


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Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.


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vine by: Garrison Sigmun

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A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

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"but men get raped too-"


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"Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”


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"Defying Frozen Gravity" by Sabin17

The execution of this is so flawless, it took my breath away.

oh my god, actual tears are pouring out of my face right now, I am so completely overwhelmed

the editing, the editing, jfc, it’s seamless and incredible and I have no words. absolutely none.

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